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Isle of wight week

Isle Of Wight Week

On Monday 8th June we had to wave goodbye to our parents, and to chelmsford to begin our long 4 hour journey to the Isle of Wight. The coach Journey was really boring ( I must have seen a million trees) but i was really looking forward to getting there. After an anoying 4 hours we arrived at the ferry. We then got of the coach and went upstairs and we could see the sea from a really high point. When we got off the ferry we got back on the coach and we travelled to Amazon world, where we saw snakes, spiders, butterfly's and birds. After this we went to our hotel Palm Court! 

As soon as we arrived we met Granddad and the hotel owner Keith. Keith sent us to our rooms to unpack. Later on that day we sat down to have our tea. It was really really nice. When we went to bed i couldn't get to sleep because i was so exited. The whole trip to the I.O.W was a really great and sucsessful one. I especially enjoyed theese events,

Black Gang Chine;

Bodysurfing;

Theatre;

And Dinner!

Thank you staff, teachers and of course pupils for making it such an awsome week.

Bye all!!!

Matthew.P.

JF13.

 

 

Silly Formal Letter

This morning children from Year 6 wrote up their copies of a formal letter. They were about a product that a silly person had brought.

 

I wrote about a man called Stumpy Lumpy, who purchased a rabbit-hole.

 

I also learnt how to hone my skills of formal letter writing, as well as improving my vocabulary

 

Read the document I attached to find out more...

Idiom Poem


 

Idiom Poem

 

I’m up to my

Eyes in work

(It’s a shame I lost my contact lenses.)

 

My mum told me not to

Get my knickers in a twist

(It’s lucky I wear boxer shorts instead!)

 

Mar made me jump out

Of my skin

(Now I’m a muscleman!)

 

My friend jumped

For Joy

(But she caught him.)

 

By Alfie, JF13

 

 

Idiom Poem

 What A Load 

Nonsens

 

 

 

 

My brother drives me
Round the bend
(I can’t believe I survived!)

 

 My teacher told me

To put a sock in it.

(My mouth is still cheesy.)

 

My Dad told me to

Hold your horses

 (I’m still waiting Dad. There getting feisty.)

 

My friend says that she’s

Up to her eyes in work

 (Gosh. I wonder where her body went.)

 

My parents told me

Not to bottle up my feelings

(Then my mum goes and drinks ‘em all.)

 

All my teachers say

Don’t get your knickers in a twist.

(Well I certainly learned that lesson!)

 

My Dad says that’s not

His cup of tea

(Then what is?)

 

By Abbie 

Jf13

AK14 Literacy

Club Penguin

Hi everybody! There is a website called Club Penguin on the Internet. I've made a funny page in Comic Life on our Mac which tells you all about it! Click here to have a look!

Asran

All About Mr Furness

On the 6th of January Mr Furness came to teach the class. Mr Furness makes us laugh all the time. Some of the time Mr Furness would tell a lots of funny jokes which makes us laugh.Mr Furness showed us how to use podcasting and it was really fun. Have a really good birthday Mr Furness.
Thank you for reading my blog. See on Lundi everyone. 
 

By Manar  

 

 

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