What A Load 

Nonsense 

My brother drives me
Round the bend
(I can’t believe I survived!)

 My teacher told me

To put a sock in it.

(My mouth is still cheesy.)

My Dad told me to

Hold your horses

 (I’m still waiting Dad. There getting feisty.)

My friend says that she’s

Up to her eyes in work

 (Gosh. I wonder where her body went.)

My parents told me

Not to bottle up my feelings

(Then my mum goes and drinks ‘em all.)

All my teachers say

Don’t get your knickers in a twist.

(Well I certainly learned that lesson!)

My Dad says that’s not

His cup of tea

(Then what is?)

By Abbie 

Jf13

AK14 Literacy